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Monday, July 29th, 2002

Subject:*sips tea*
Time:9:01 pm.
Mood: blank.
*sits back in the comfort of apartment406, watches Middle Earth as the Vala destroy it* Oh look. That little punky girl with the holes in her sleeves just got thrown over the building. And now she just bounced back. Young people...so resilient.

Wait a minute. That's just the neighbors. *turns the window on the right* Okay, there's Middle Earth getting destroyed. Again. -_-


*turns back to the left*
*sips tea*
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Sunday, July 28th, 2002

Time:8:56 pm.
Mood: lazy.
This is quite intruiging.
It makes me want to stop drinking green tea and actually do something.

. . . . . .

((*whisper whisper*))

Never mind. My mun just told me she'd take away my wiffle-bat if I were to do so...among other things. o.O *pats wiffle-bat, which is lying on it's velvet cushion* However, if you run out of paper, I'll willingly donate some sheets of poster board for your cause.

*reclines, sips tea as mun updates*

((Fuck. Since when did LJ care what your password was? >_< >_<))
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Tuesday, July 9th, 2002

Subject:Because my mun made me
Time:10:42 am.
The flambé was lovely. We have to make it again! :D
I've been looking through the old cookbooks we have lying around in the house. The recipes are all rather boring. "Put in a dash of oregano, paprika, and basil...and then you kick it up a notch and add some lots of garlic. BAM!"
Pally, dear, your aunts are wonderful and everything, but I think they're a little too...herb-happy. o_o
Anyways, I've been thinking about going out and purchasing one of those open-grills. I've seen pictures of chefs cooking things on the surface and sometimes flames jump up randomly right in front of you! *eyes glitter*

Besides, my mun likes sushi and stuff like that. :D It would make her happy.
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Wednesday, July 3rd, 2002

Time:11:28 am.
AHAHA! I hit my mun over the head with my wiffle bat! >:D Now I am one step closer to world domination declaring independence from her. Other than that...
It's been a while since I wrote in here. Let's see what's been going on.

Pearl and Pervinca have been turned into animals...I think I'll go see if we have any more of that de-animalizing potion in the pantry.

Dinny and I have been spending most of our time in apartment406 *roguish wink* They even made a section just for us! :D

Pimpernel seems to have a met someone. I don't know much about him other than he shares the same name as a drug. But he sounds nice enough.

Peregrin...I don't know. o_O I haven't seen him around lately.

Hmm, well, enough of that. My wiffle bat calls me. Mwahah-*cough*
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Saturday, June 29th, 2002

Time:2:32 pm.
Paladin, darling?

Our two girls have been kidnapped for some reason or other.
Perhaps we should send someone to find them.
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Monday, June 24th, 2002

Time:2:55 pm.
Mood: infuriated.
PIMPERNEL! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!?!?!? *breathes fire* You even promised your father you wouldn't get a mohawk too. >:( Next thing you know, you'll be turning lesbian on us and doing eru-knows-what with that Trillium character.

*deep breathes* I am very disappointed in you, Pimpernel. I can't believe it...I can't believe it...I can't BELIEVE IT!
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Thursday, June 20th, 2002

Time:5:21 pm.
Hmm. Pervinca is unconscious. Maybe she's trying to pull a Sleeping Beauty thing.
I also didn't realize that sweet Pimpernel was here until I saw her on somebody's friends page. Hello darling!
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Wednesday, June 19th, 2002

Subject:Eglantine is dormant no more!
Time:1:02 pm.
Mood: disappointed.
I'm a little lost in the hoopla of things, so let's start with a nice list:

Pervinca: Your father is right dear, what in the world were you thinking when you got together with that bastard?!

Pearl: I can always count on my firstborn to be sane and perfect. :) Love you dear.</u>

Peregrin: ...Words cannot explain how shocked I am at your behavior. I thought I taught you better!! It must be your rapper persona - next thing you know you'll be suing me and singing songs about how you want to kill me. e_e

Paladin: Surely it wasn't us that drove our two insane children to act like this? Because this never happened with Pearl and Pimpernel...of all the families in the Shire, how could ours be so corrupted?

I do hope nothing else has happened while I was typing.
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Wednesday, May 29th, 2002

Subject:*hums happily*
Time:2:28 pm.
Mood:La la.
Pearl, Pervinca, I want you both to pick your favorite table out of these three:
Take your pickCollapse )
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Tuesday, May 28th, 2002

Subject:What's this pointy hat doing on the floor?
Time:9:21 pm.
Mood: sore.
Ouch. What happened?

....I think I'll go to bed now.
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Sunday, May 26th, 2002

Time:12:40 pm.
Mood: confused.
What in the world is this nonsense?! 10000000000000000000 points from everybody for being so...silly. *disapproving stare* Where's Dumbledore?

Furthermore, I would like to know why I am in an all-too-small house surrounded by pies. *Apparates* There are too many Muggles around here for my comfort.
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Saturday, May 25th, 2002

Time:9:29 pm.
Well, Pervinca and I went chandelier shopping. It definitely got her mind off that low-life, and I think we got some nice mother-daughter bonding done there. And we picked out a lovely chandelier that looks like this:

Beautiful. But now that I look at the guests coming, I'm wondering whether or not we should stage this outside instead. Ah well, I suppose that means I'll have to go shopping for a new dining table too. ;D Maybe Pearl would like to come with me for that one.

And Pervinca...you look like you've got a rather handsome elf vying for your affection. That's wonderful, dear. (I hope he's not a dirt-eating slimeball like the Sackville-Baggins boy.)
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Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

Time:4:29 pm.
I am appalled. I think your wife is off her rocker, sweetie. It's not that I care if you're gay or not (I don't, and I don't think you are). I never liked her much.
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Monday, May 20th, 2002

Time:8:11 pm.
*dusts the house* Well Paladin has sent out invitations!! Now I'll get started on getting the house ready for all the guests. I wonder if we have enough plates and forks. *goes to count*

(Don't forget to RVSP!)
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Time:5:33 pm.
Dinny and I have decided that we are going to have a Took family reunion. Dinny shall provide the pies and I...shall do the interior decorating and the setting up. All Took relations are invited! And Pervinca, Pearl, I know you two have your little excursion to Fangorn Forest, but please make time to come. We would be so lonely without you two.

*rushes off*
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Sunday, May 19th, 2002

Subject:I am so happy...
Time:7:56 am.
Mood: loved.
that this warm fuzzy feeling is coming over me. 5/6 of my immediate family is here. :] I love my children and my husband. Anyone who wants to date my babies must go through me first. *hides wiffle-bat behind the chair*
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Friday, May 17th, 2002

Time:4:04 pm.
Mood: angry.
This is despicable. My daughter is being corrupted by that scumbag! She would have never talked back to me like that if things were the way they used to be. >:(

Time to set things right.
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Thursday, May 16th, 2002

Subject:*eyebrow raised*
Time:6:40 pm.
Well well well, I am finally here at last. I must say, I had no idea, what trouble my children would get into without me. Peregrin is making weed, Pervinca is associating with low-life bastards, and Paladin is on a cooking frenzy again. (Though I must say his pies were always quite delicious.)
Oh, so much to do, so little time to do it!
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